Here’s Kim Kardashian at STK in West Hollywood last night. The girl likes her meat, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Except she’s filming a workout video, and her butt could theoretically double as a wrecking ball. Which would, actually, be all kinds of awesome. That way when people ask “Why the fuck is the girl famous?”, I can point to where a building used to be and say “Her ass did that.” Let’s make this happen. Get me the Public Works Commissioner on the line. Preferably drunk.