Paris Hilton Is A Racist


Author Mark Ebner’s Hollywood tell-all book “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” hits store shelves next week. The juiciest parts of the book come from an interview with Darnell Riley, a man who supposedly purchased 14 hours of Paris Hilton home videos from some Russian thieves. Hmmm…. How can we get in touch with this Russian thieves? I bet they more interesting footage.

Paris and Nick Carter at the Las Ventanas resort in Cabo San Lucas: “The video opens with Nick holding the camera as Paris opens her luggage. She pulls out a huge ziplock bag full of weed. She flew drugs into Mexico. Unbelievable. Nick comments on how this tape muster never get out, and Paris says, ‘Yeah, the Paris Hilton Tape, Part Two.’ She breaks the weed down, and rolls a fat joint. They smoke for about ten minutes, go out to the pool, talk a little shit. They have lunch poolside, go back to their room and Paris shows a tattoo on her ass of Nick’s name, and he shows one of hers on his wrist.” (They also spot Kelsey Grammer having lunch with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, as well as Dennis Rodman poolside, and Paris makes a joke about his endowment, possibly from experience.)

And finally: Paris and Brandon Davis are approached by two effeminate black men at an MTV party who invite them to an event for singer/actress Eve’s new clothing line. Davis initially asks if there will be any women at the party, before they exchange phone numbers. Then, according to Darnell, “On the way to the the Jeep, Brandon says, ‘Stupid fucks,’ talking about the black guys, and Paris says ‘Dirty niggers,’ and they start laughing and jump into the Jeep. You could tell that Paris had tried to erase the tape, because that part had a blur in it, but the words were clear.”

She smuggled drugs into Mexico?! She really is a dumb blonde and Brandon Davis, the “Lindsay Lohan is a fire crotch” guy is the biggest idiot in Hollywood. The world can only hope that he does not procreate. Ahh… shit, somebody peed in the gene pool, everyone out.


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One Response to “Paris Hilton Is A Racist”

  1. Paris Hilton was arrested for Coke. In other words – Earth remains round, & the sky is still blue.

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