Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on

Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris’ new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES!

I think that went well.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Chad says:

    I want to shove a knife up this whore’s cunt. She should be killed.

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