Poor Tiger Woods, the world’s greatest golfer is having an absolutely terrible Christmas this year! At the beginning of the month of December Tiger Woods’ SUV crashed into a fire hydrant and then into a tree. How did this happen? Was the golf legend drunk?

According to police he had no alcohol in his system. Instead, Tiger Woods was fleeing the scene of his own house after his Wife confronted him about another woman. [Run Tiger Run] Tiger Woods climbed into his SUV while being chased by his Wife welding one of his very own golf clubs. In Tiger’s haste to get away, (and who could blame him, she was hitting the SUV with the golf club) he supposedly thought the vehicle was stopped before running over a fire hydrant and eventually hitting a tree.

Rachel Uchitel

Enter the “other woman”, Rachel Uchitel. Not only does Rachel Uchitel state that she and Tiger Woods had an affair together, but that she is ready to schedule a press conference to talk about it. Very bad news for Tiger Woods. Don’t worry, Tiger. You can still have a good Christmas this year, President Clinton had an affair and it worded out alright for him.

Kalika Moquin

Enter the “other other woman”, Kalika Moquin. Tiger might have been able to get away with one mistress, but two! That is kind of pushing it. As horrible as this situation is, look on the bright side. At least this one didn’t want hold a frickin’ press conference.

Hath she no Shame

And then one right after another the Tiger Woods mistresses start crawling out the woodwork. Currently, there are four woman who all claim to have had a romantic relationship with Tiger Woods. As the holiday season pushes forward I’m sure there will be some more mistresses and twists added to this story. And that is how I know it’s going to be a bad Christmas for Tiger Woods.