Pictures of Britney Spears performing rehearsals in a bikini top have been posted on her website. Finally, it appears Britney Spears is getting back in shape after having two kids and getting rid of the dumb shit Kevin Federline. Maybe her Circus tour, special guests the Pussycat Dolls won’t be so bad after all. The ticket prices might not be that bad, I mean, it’s almost the same amount you would spend at a strip club. You’ll see the same amount of skin, but sadly, you will probably not receive a lap dance. Unless you’re a complete loser like that douche Kevin Federline and can somehow trick Britney Spears into it.

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Britney Spears may be appearing in the new Sex and the City movie. Sarah Jessica Parker has told MTV UK that she is interested to cast Spears:

“It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP’s character Carrie Bradshaw.
Sarah Jessica told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

Anyone who thinks this is a bad idea never saw Spears in How I Met Your Mother where she played a hilarious psychopath (how fitting.)

Sarah Jessica Parker wants to cast Britney Spears in the new Sex and the City movie, according to MTV UK:

It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP’s character Carrie Bradshaw.
Sarah Jessica told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

That’s probably the worst idea for a movie I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m pretty sure a handful of Sex and the City fans just stabbed themselves in the eye with a high heel. For anyone without a vagina, this is like making a sequel to Dark Knight where Britney Spears plays Batman’s younger cousin and he has to show her the ropes.

BATMAN: I still don’t see how you got the Batmobile stuck in the Starbucks drive-thru.
BRITNEY: Look, do I gets my Oscar now or later?
BATMAN: Hmm…. *leans in* If you want your Oscar there’s some pills in my trailer.
DIRECTOR: CUT! Christian, we heard that.
BATMAN: C’mon. It’s not like we all weren’t thinking it.
DIRECTOR: Good point. Britney, go to Christian’s trailer and swallow all the candy.
BRITNEY: Candy! Oh, boy!

I’m going to hell.

These are shots of Britney Spears working out for her upcoming tour in March. There’s more on her website and who the hell thought ever I’d be starting at Britney Spears’ stomach while thinking lustful thoughts? Okay, maybe if strippers used it as a moon bounce, but now, I don’t even need them.

Then again, no one likes to feel left out. Who wants dollar bills?