Archive for the ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Category

Lindsay Lohan Loses Some Clothes

The famous lesbian coke whore has out done herself once again in a NSFW video. Lindsay Lohan recently did a photo shoot for Muse magazine that showed her breasts. Now, there is a video where Lindsay Lohan and an unnamed assailant engage in NSFW acts. The NSFW video is apparently a commercial advertisement for something, […]

Lindsay Lohan on Coke Diet

Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali Lohan did some shopping this weekend in New York where Lindsay frightened the shit out of onlookers with her rail-thin figure. Her figure is getting increasingly thinner by the day, I can only guess that it is due to her new cocaine diet craze. It has gotten so […]

Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan: Sisterly Shopping

Mean Girls Lindsay and her baby sis hit the stores with no Sam Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan returns to fake lesbiantry

Spotted in Beverly Hills last night, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reconciled, but like the rest of us, they’re probably just curious to see who will eventually murder the other. In the meantime, I want to make an escargot joke, but looking at Sam I should probably go with kielbasa. Or maybe even two […]

Lindsay Lohan might be getting a tad too thin

An increasingly thin Lindsay Lohan went shopping in Malibu yesterday with her sister Ali. Now, I’m not saying Lindsay’s starting to look unhealthy, but I guarantee she threw some elbows in the laxative aisle. “Coke-elbows, activate! Hey, Ali, who’s living Lohan now, bitch? KERPOW! Aw, no way, buy one get one free dental dams…” Photos: […]