Star Slap » Lindsay Lohan http://starslap.com Celebrity Gossip, Pictures, Rumors, News & More Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:25:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Lindsay Lohan Loses Some Clothes http://starslap.com/2009/12/lindsay-lohan-loses-some-clothes/ http://starslap.com/2009/12/lindsay-lohan-loses-some-clothes/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:23:17 +0000 admin http://starslap.com/?p=414

The famous lesbian coke whore has out done herself once again in a NSFW video. Lindsay Lohan recently did a photo shoot for Muse magazine that showed her breasts. Now, there is a video where Lindsay Lohan and an unnamed assailant engage in NSFW acts. The NSFW video is apparently a commercial advertisement for something, but I have absolutely no idea what the product is. Watch the video below and let me know if you can figure out what they are selling.

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Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali Lohan did some shopping this weekend in New York where Lindsay frightened the shit out of onlookers with her rail-thin figure. Her figure is getting increasingly thinner by the day, I can only guess that it is due to her new cocaine diet craze. It has gotten so bad that you can now see her spine through her clothing. Hey Lindsay! Go eat something, you coke whore.

Photos: Splash News

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Mean Girls Lindsay and her baby sis hit the stores with no Sam Ronson.

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Spotted in Beverly Hills last night, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reconciled, but like the rest of us, they’re probably just curious to see who will eventually murder the other. In the meantime, I want to make an escargot joke, but looking at Sam I should probably go with kielbasa. Or maybe even two kielbasas, I dunno. Wikipedia won’t tell me how many wangs Man-Bats have. How’s a man supposed to educate himself, dammit?

Photos: Fame
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An increasingly thin Lindsay Lohan went shopping in Malibu yesterday with her sister Ali. Now, I’m not saying Lindsay’s starting to look unhealthy, but I guarantee she threw some elbows in the laxative aisle. “Coke-elbows, activate! Hey, Ali, who’s living Lohan now, bitch? KERPOW! Aw, no way, buy one get one free dental dams…”

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