Sarah Jessica Parker wants to cast Britney Spears in the new Sex and the City movie, according to MTV UK:

It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP’s character Carrie Bradshaw.
Sarah Jessica told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

That’s probably the worst idea for a movie I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m pretty sure a handful of Sex and the City fans just stabbed themselves in the eye with a high heel. For anyone without a vagina, this is like making a sequel to Dark Knight where Britney Spears plays Batman’s younger cousin and he has to show her the ropes.

BATMAN: I still don’t see how you got the Batmobile stuck in the Starbucks drive-thru.
BRITNEY: Look, do I gets my Oscar now or later?
BATMAN: Hmm…. *leans in* If you want your Oscar there’s some pills in my trailer.
DIRECTOR: CUT! Christian, we heard that.
BATMAN: C’mon. It’s not like we all weren’t thinking it.
DIRECTOR: Good point. Britney, go to Christian’s trailer and swallow all the candy.
BRITNEY: Candy! Oh, boy!

I’m going to hell.