Archive for the ‘Celebrity Rumors’ Category

Harry Potter Nude Sex Scene

Harry Potter fans are running rampant this week with the new buzz that the final film, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” will contain a nude sex scene. The rumor going around is that there will be a dream-like sequence where Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and Hermione (Emma Watson) are engaged in a very sexy […]

It’s A Bad Christmas For Tiger Woods

Poor Tiger Woods, the world’s greatest golfer is having an absolutely terrible Christmas this year! At the beginning of the month of December Tiger Woods’ SUV crashed into a fire hydrant and then into a tree. How did this happen? Was the golf legend drunk? According to police he had no alcohol in his system. Instead, […]

Paris Hilton Gets a Pink Bentley

The world’s number one attention-whore Paris Hilton has just received a brand new bright pink Bentley. Apparently, the luxury car with a custom pink paint job wasn’t enough. Paris Hilton is also adding a $280,000 diamond-encrusted dash to her pink mobile.

Paris Hilton Is A Racist

Author Mark Ebner’s Hollywood tell-all book “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” hits store shelves next week. The juiciest parts of the book come from an interview with Darnell Riley, a man who supposedly purchased 14 hours of Paris Hilton home videos from some Russian thieves. Hmmm…. How can we get in touch with this Russian […]

Horrible News About Ben Affleck

Unfortunately, Ben Affleck was recently bitten by stalking fan and has now become one of the legions of the walking dead. I now present to you…. Zombie Ben Affleck.