Top Ten Hotties of 2009

taylor-swift-at-2009-brit-awards10.) Taylor Swift

Her second album, Fearless, debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard charts, selling almost 600,000 copies in its first week. Taylor Swift is practically everywhere, songs on the radio, music videos, awards shows, even commercials. But for some strange reason, I don’t seem to mind and I want to see more.

It’s A Bad Christmas For Tiger Woods

tiger-woods-affairPoor Tiger Woods, the world’s greatest golfer is having an absolutely terrible Christmas this year! At the beginning of the month of December Tiger Woods’ SUV crashed into a fire hydrant and then into a tree. How did this happen? Was the golf legend drunk?

According to police he had no alcohol in his system. Instead, Tiger Woods was fleeing the scene of his own house after his Wife confronted him about another woman. [Run Tiger Run] Tiger Woods climbed into his SUV while being chased by his Wife welding one of his very own golf clubs. In Tiger’s haste to get away, (and who could blame him, she was hitting the SUV with the golf club) he supposedly thought the vehicle was stopped before running over a fire hydrant and eventually hitting a tree.

Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel

Enter the “other woman”, Rachel Uchitel. Not only does Rachel Uchitel state that she and Tiger Woods had an affair together, but that she is ready to schedule a press conference to talk about it. Very bad news for Tiger Woods. Don’t worry, Tiger. You can still have a good Christmas this year, President Clinton had an affair and it worded out alright for him.

Kalika Moquin

Kalika Moquin

Enter the “other other woman”, Kalika Moquin. Tiger might have been able to get away with one mistress, but two! That is kind of pushing it. As horrible as this situation is, look on the bright side. At least this one didn’t want hold a frickin’ press conference.

Hath she no Shame

Hath she no Shame

And then one right after another the Tiger Woods mistresses start crawling out the woodwork. Currently, there are four woman who all claim to have had a romantic relationship with Tiger Woods. As the holiday season pushes forward I’m sure there will be some more mistresses and twists added to this story. And that is how I know it’s going to be a bad Christmas for Tiger Woods.

Paris Hilton Gets a Pink Bentley

Paris Hilton in her new pink Bentley

The world’s number one attention-whore Paris Hilton has just received a brand new bright pink Bentley. Apparently, the luxury car with a custom pink paint job wasn’t enough. Paris Hilton is also adding a $280,000 diamond-encrusted dash to her pink mobile.

Paris Hilton Out Shopping With Her New Pink Bentley

Megan Fox is hot!

Megan Fox is looking really good lately as she runs around performing a few errands. Too bad she is dating that douche Brian Austin Green. Hey Megan, give me a call when you ditch that loser.

Miranda Kerr in a bikini

Victoria Secret’s model Miranda Kerr poses in a bikini for the latest catalog. Orlando Bloom is one lucky guy.