Megan Fox is looking really good lately as she runs around performing a few errands. Too bad she is dating that douche Brian Austin Green. Hey Megan, give me a call when you ditch that loser.

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Megan Fox took time to talk about her body with reporters at the Golden Globes. The Sun is reporting:

She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”

Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”

Does she really think this is going to help girls with low self-esteem to hear this? If they think Megan feels her own body is ugly, they can only imagine how ugly their own body must really be.